Well, we admit it. We were overwhelmed by the response to our
last caption contest. We've been too busy
giggling to compile the results. We finally got tough, and
mercilessly sliced and diced our way through the hundreds of
entries to narrow them down to these two dozen finalists.
Vote for your favorite! Copy/Paste it into an
e-mail to editor@aero-news.net.
Your email vote MUST include the words June 22 Caption Contest 2005
in the subject line. You can simply click on or copy the link below
to cast your ballot. It's a freedom thing!
"See!?!…right there in front of you…that's my
house!!"
"Mu - .92...Carter Copters, here we come!"
"Oh crap, I think we're still tied down Sir."
"Tilt rotors? We don't need no stinkin' tilt
rotors!"
"Did you remember to check the weight and balance?"
"Hey! Is that a NUDE beach down there?"
CFI, in a calm and reassuring voice, "Okay. Now look up
and recover..."
"OK, ctrl-alt-delete didn't unfreeze the fly-by-wire ... what
do I do? ... What!?! FORMAT THE HARD DRIVE AND REINSTALL
WINDOWS!?!"
"Found my pen. Thanks."
"Hang on while I readjust my seat"
"So, this is how they create crop circles?"
The military preparing to drop off Senator Dick Durbin at his
Capital Hill office after discussing with him the finer points of
the interrogation practices of the United States Military at
Gitmo.
"Here we go loop da loo…"
"Now THIS is how a steep approach is done!"
"Beam me up Scotty QUICK!"
"Now where did I put that unusual attitude checklist?"
IP: "Um, I've got it."
"So that's what that does.............."
"Kirby Chamblis, weekend warrior."
"This is our newest model: the Oh-$#it-nook".
"Push forward on the stick to make the houses look
bigger!"
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