After exposing herself to him, she then proceeded to threaten to
kill him, and then tried to bribe the officers who took her to the
local jail for booking.
Shirley Lindstrom faced a judge in US District Court on Thursday
for her very bizarre actions, and decided it might be a good idea
to make a deal with the prosecutor and plead guilty to the lesser
charge of something we at ANN have never heard of -- "assault on an
ANN has tried to obtain a description of what this means, but so
far all we have been able to surmise is that she must have hit some
sheet metal really, really hard, which appears to be classified as
a federal misdemeanor that carries a possible six-month jail
sentence or up to five years probation. The indictment against her
charging her with interfering with the flight crew will more than
likely be dismissed at her sentencing hearing.