Asks For $250K, Apologies To Flock -- "But We Can Do Without
Apologies"
ANN APRIL 1st "SPECIAL" EDITION: Saying the
recent downing of a US Airways Airbus A320 following an inflight
encounter with geese was "an avian tragedy unprecedented in the
course of modern human events," on Wednesday the People for the
Ethical Treatment of Animals filed suit in US District Court of New
York against the airline for the "unwarranted slaughter, fricasse,
slicing, dicing, julienning and barbequeing of at least four
Canadian Geese."