It's Where And How Fast That Are The Variables
by ANN Senior Correspondent Kevin "Hognose" O'Brien
NASA's stalled manned space program now has a new rival in
efficiency: unmanned probes that were assembled wrong by Lockheed
Martin (Genesis), boosters where measurements were programmed in
English instead of metric units by Lockheed Martin (Mars Climate
Orbiter), or got slam-dunked a yard (which is a little less than a
meter) by careless goons at -- take a guess -- Lockheed Martin
(NOAA Prime-2).