"This is a day of joy and a day of wonder for the Bush family --
especially the old guy."
Source: Former President George HW Bush, shortly
after his fourth parachute jump Sunday. Bush, whose jump celebrated
his 80th birthday, was forced to make a tandem rather than solo
jump because of high winds and low clouds over College Station
(TX). He landed on his keester, stood up, and was awarded his jump
wings. Congratulations, President!